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The Personal Profile of Terance Roy Crosby. A mind shattering glimpse into the twisted history of this dark genius.
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Name: Terance Roy Crosby Race: half-dork (mostly human) Age: 26 Birthday: Zodiac Sign: Leo Chinese Zodiac: Horse Cthulhu Zodiac: Azathoth Hair: red/brown Eyes: brown Height: 5 feet 7.5 inches Weight: 195 lbs. (sigh) Alignment: Chaotic Angry Religion: Like any self respecting deity would have me.* Favorites- Color: Red…
NO! Blue! ARRG! Food: Sushi, Thai, and pork…sweet
juicy pork. Mmmmm Game: Guess, jackass. Hair Style: bed-head Smell: sweet-potato casserole (with marshmallows
and pineapples) Movie: Time Bandits Band: Bare Naked Ladies Beverage: Raspberry Ginger ale Alcoholic Beverage: Cranberry Juice and
Vodka (*not
counting Jesus, who’s standards are notoriously low) |
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