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The Personal Profile of Terance Roy Crosby.

A mind shattering glimpse into the twisted history of this dark genius.



Name: Terance Roy Crosby

Race: half-dork (mostly human)

Age: 26

Birthday: August 4th 1978 (the year of the really bad rash)

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Chinese Zodiac: Horse

Cthulhu Zodiac: Azathoth

Hair: red/brown

Eyes: brown

Height: 5 feet 7.5 inches

Weight: 195 lbs. (sigh)

Alignment: Chaotic Angry

Religion: Like any self respecting deity would have me.*


  Color: Red… NO! Blue! ARRG!

  Food: Sushi, Thai, and pork…sweet juicy pork. Mmmmm

  Game: Guess, jackass.

  Hair Style: bed-head

  Smell: sweet-potato casserole (with marshmallows and pineapples)

  Movie: Time Bandits

  Band: Bare Naked Ladies

  Beverage: Raspberry Ginger ale

  Alcoholic Beverage: Cranberry Juice and Vodka


(*not counting Jesus, who’s standards are notoriously low)


Bio of a Madman
(and then later Terance's bio)

HATE keeps me young.